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Failure to Function

A Universal Truth is Not a Trademark

February 21st, 2023

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In Brief:  The USPTO refused to register “Assholes Live Forever” as a trademark.  Here’s What Happened: Kirill’s Big Brain, LLC operates the Linda Feingold website(https://www.lindafinegold.com/) which specializes in merchandise that displays such slogans as “Drug Money”, “All I Need is Sex, Booze & Weed” and “Walk of Shame Bag”. By far, its most prevalent merchandise […]


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